The Book of Random

Way to go science, you’ve doomed us all!  If old science fiction/monster movies taught us anything its that you don’t expose things to radiation like that without bad things happening when you turn your back.  Those “water bears” are only tiny microbes now but soon…. SOON they’ll turn into gigantic building crushing monsters that feed on human fear!!!  Were gonna be defenseless.  Godzilla is retired he’s in no condition to fight this thing.

Luckily another group of scientists have already been planning for such a scenario and constructed the hadron super collider.  When the whole earth is destroyed via a black hole we’ll be safe from the undestructible monster that probably shoots laser fire out of its mouth.